3 Things flu

This flu has been wandering around blogsville for a while... I finally caught it in laspapi's compound...

OMOALAGBEDE'S LIST OF 3 THINGSES

Three things that scare me:
1. The thought that blogging might actually be the new arrowhead of Aliens & UFO Inc's (age-old) conspiracy to finally take over (read "Acquire") majority shares on Planet Earth! (Don't ask me how! Just imagine if they paid every earthling blogger a decent sum to put up a post on "100 reasons why Aliens should take over on Planet Earth". I'm sure I'll effortlessly think up 200)
2. The thought that the novel might truly be dead - yet mine remains unwritten!
3. Poverty

Three people who make me laugh:
1. The Nigerian Politician
2. A bragging Nigerian
3. Dubbya.

Three Things I love:
1. Books
2. Bookshops
3. The Internet.

Three Things I hate:
1. Those idiots who think misruling Nigeria is a competition that they must win.
2. The absence of a viable publishing industry in Nigeria
3. A sluggish Internet connection

Three Things I don't understand:
1. Nigeria
2. Why I'm finding it so difficult to start my novel
3. Women (Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't)

Three things on my desk (right now):
1. A stamp pad
2. My mobile phones (yeah, plural!)
3. Earphones

Three things I’m doing right now:
1. Filling this questionnaire
2. Thinking hard
3. Endlessly clicking the "refresh" button in the hope that good news (You have just won the Booker!) will have arrived in my email.

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Write a great novel.
2. Enter the Guinesss Book of Records for the author with the longest booksigning queue ever since the invention of print
3. Write another great novel.

Three things I can do:
1. Procrastinate
2. Browse
3. Write novels (The Power of Positive Thinking!)

Three things you should listen to:
1. A Nigerian politician
2. A Nigerian football fan
3. Your heartbeat (for musical and also for confirmatory purposes)

Three things you should never listen to:
1. A Nigerian politician
2. Any politician
3. George Bush's suspicions

Three things I’d like to learn:
1. Salsa
2. Bass Guitar
3. The English Language

Three favourite foods:
1. Chicken Republic's Chicken wings 'n chips
2. Amala and ewedu soup
3. Milo (the FOOD drink of future champions)

Three beverages I drink regularly:
1. Water
2. Coca Cola
3. The Fountain of Knowledge

Three TV shows/Books I watched/read as a kid:
1. Famous Five (read)
2. Voltron (watched)
3. Tintin (read)