Friday, March 09, 2007

Society for the Advancement of the Adoption of White Kids by African Celebrities

We are all aware that it has become a fad for white celebrities to run over to Africa with the world press in tow, to adopt kid after black kid, especially for one or the other of the reasons below:

1) After a RARE moment of sudden spiritual enlightenment

2) After an affliction by a Weapon of Mass De-popularity e.g a failed movie/album

3) After another cocaine/heroine/ecstasy fuelled delusion

4) As an act of penance after another crazy gold-plated-cloth-hanger shopping spree

5) As an act of reaffirmation of innate humanity after another stint in rehab

The Society for the Advancement of the Adoption of White Kids by African Celebrities(SAAWKAC) is a newly founded not-for-profit organisation devoted to raising awareness about the dire need for successful Africans to adopt orphaned, homeless or confused white kids, as a gesture of appreciation to the West for their tireless quest in assisting a continent that ungratefully refuses to renounce its darkness.

We are still a voluntarily-funded organisation, but plans are underway to convince icons of African origin like Michael Jackson and Oprah Winfrey of the need to finance laudable objectives such as ours.

Why adopt a white kid?
To save them from:

1) Obesity

2) Ignorance of world affairs (ignorance for example about the continent of Nigeria)

3) The war in Iraq (which might continue for the next few decades if the Americans elect yet another Bush to power)

4) Al-Qaeda

5) The Bush Dynasty

6) Spiritual emptiness and aridity

For more info, send us an email today at


Tell It Like It Is said...

This was a very good one Tolu... I had a good laff!

Talatu-Carmen said...

Lol. Sign me up. I want one. I want one. Do you think it will bring me some good press?

Teva said...

OMG that is so true! and so sly at the same time. wonderful reading...

Anonymous said...

bros, how na. biko send the next list of upcoming competitions. :D

You know who.

Christian Writer said...

Once again, the wonderer hits the mark.

BOA said...

@ Everyone

many thanks for dropping by, and for your comments...

@ anonymous... i hope say u don happy now ;-)))

@ christian writer: I am no longer the wOnderer. I am now the wAnderer. All former docs remain valid, he he he

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