An early (Greek) birthday gift for Omo Alagbede?

Saw this insensitively-worded email in my inbox this morning, sob, sob, sniff:

Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:49:17 -0800
From: Seth.Fournier" Sean_Lang@jmerealty.com
To: thailandreservation @ yahoo.com
Subject: Re: At Work

Hi, I hate to be the one to mention this, but people continue to
talk about your weight issue and it just disgusts me. Whether you
know it by now, people are always chattering about each other at
work but you come up more than enough. I wasn't the happiest or
best-fit up until a year ago or so but that did change. Thanks to
my dam brother-in-law(of all people). Anyhow, it was for the best.
What I am saying is that you need to do something different and
maybe you can make the same difference I did. Try this stuff I used.
I took it on the idea it's just more junk but it worked great. I
see more positive reviews on it nowadays and makes me feel even
better. So, I am encouraging a change, not only in the chatter
around here but in you personally.
-Anonymous for now
Using an anonymous email website to send this btw;)
When it helps/works just send a memo out with the name "Angel" in it.
Then you can take me out to lunch to thank you. Talk to you sooner
than later I hope;)
Website---huricaneroou.com

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Dear Seth,

Cruel cruel you
I spent the whole morning sobbing just because of your big mouth!
how can anyone who claims to be human make such cruel fun of my weight...
it's not fair, sob, sob, sniff....
and you want me to take you to lunch for this?
To thank you for your emotional cruelty?
You mean you want me to lose weight, and then celebrate it with LUNCH?
You must be Dubbya's twin bro or sthg...

Yours very obesely, and unrepentantly
Omo Alagbede